Category: Panel: Zack

Anaconda (1997)


We did it, finally. We got to the movie that made me realize there were bad movies in the world. I was at a sleepover in 6th grade and thought this would be scary, but not only was it not scary, I laughed at the terribleness. Strange days. Anyway, this week we watched Anaconda, which,

Commando (1985)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s acting range, from mercenary killing machine to mercenary killing machine who happens to be a good dad. We watched Commando, I know I said we would watch this movie last, but I LIED. How will you stand when we put your past on

Ghostbuster II (1989)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned how to make a podcast, I mean, never hire Bill Murray if he doesn’t like your project. In honor of Ghostbusters, we are releasing Episode 6: Ghostbusters II. Enjoy. How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Zack Kraus

Road House (1989)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learn that it is possible to pull off pleated jeans. We watched Road House, do pain hurt? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Michael Panel: Zack

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that Rupert Murdoch is evil, huh, who knew? We watched Tomorrow Never Dies, would you open a movie the same day as Titanic? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Expert: Matt Perini Panel: Zack and Jon C.

Armageddon (1998)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, it’s week four of our Public Defender month and we learn that Michael Bay is in the Criterion Collection twice. We watched Armageddon, do you want to miss a thing? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Matthew Quinn, Matt,

Cliffhanger (1993)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn what Sylvester Stallone actually does for your movie, he literally burns it. We watched Cliffhanger, Love is a killer, isn’t it? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Zack Panel: Daniel, Mark, Matthew, Madison Read the According to

Ghostbusters II (1989)


This week we learn no matter how bad the script, Bill Murray is the sunlight on a slime-covered day. We watched Ghostbusters II, command ME, Lord! How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Zack Kraus Panel: Nicolas, Erin, Scott, Steve, Daniel