Category: Panel: Scott

Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that Johnny Depp is better than Tim Burton, at least was 13 years ago. We watched Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, did the actors who had to actually learn lines hate Jack Sparrow? How will you stand when we put your

Rookie of the Year (1993)


This week in an emergency recording, we are celebrating the most dramatic World Series teams in a long time, the Cubs vs the Indians! After rewatching Major League (1989), we decided that Rookie of the Year is more up our alley. So, now, Daniel Stern’s directorial debut! How will you stand when we put your

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)


Welcome to the Anniversary Show! This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that a silly podcast can last for two years. We watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, maybe we should have stopped after one. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Scott, Matthew Quinn,

Ghostbuster II (1989)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned how to make a podcast, I mean, never hire Bill Murray if he doesn’t like your project. In honor of Ghostbusters, we are releasing Episode 6: Ghostbusters II. Enjoy. How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Zack Kraus

Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn (1987)


This week on myopia: Defend your childhood we learn the dangers of academia. At least, academics done in the woods. We watched Evil Dead II, who says sequels are worse than the originals? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Scott Panel: Daniel S. and Matthew Quinn

Conan the Barbarian (1982)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that body oil is in no short supply in the dessert. We watched Conan the Barbarian, and it is good, but what is the best in life? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Erin Panel: Matthew, Scott,

Scrooged (1988)


On the final episode of the year, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned how much you need to like a girl to get her sharp knives. We watched the Scrooged, did you know Bill Murray is a schmuck? (Apparently, the Jews taught him that.)     How will your past stand when

Batman Forever (1995)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that you smash cut to a codpiece! We watched Batman Forever, who’s afraid of the big black bat? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Scott Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Erin