Category: Panel: Kellie

Jumanji (1995)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that you should always finish what you start. We watched Jumanji, who would buy the original board game that would kill you? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Kellie Panel: Thomas, Abbey

Tarzan (1999)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned why Disney went back to having the actors sing. We watched Tarzan, will you be in my heart? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison Panel: Daniel and Kellie

Armageddon (1998)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, it’s week four of our Public Defender month and we learn that Michael Bay is in the Criterion Collection twice. We watched Armageddon, do you want to miss a thing? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Matthew Quinn, Matt,

Romeo + Juliet (1996)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, it is week three of our Public Defender month and we learn that John Leguizamo can actually act. We watched Baz Lurhman’s Romeo + Juliet, Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn. Also, everyone in this movies

Jurassic World (2015)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that you can make thousands of people wave their hands at pets like idiots because they forgot that Chris Pratt was waving at a tennis ball on a string. We watched Jurassic World, anyone interested in my undeserved and unnecessary sequel to a 1993? It to

Clueless (1995)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we read a classic 19th century novel. AS IF! We watched Clueless, and learned it is a far far better thing doing stuff for other people. How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Candice Defense: Erin Panel: Bridgett, Abbey, Kellie, Emily, Jade #TBT

Mortal Kombat (1995)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that you can make a movie exclusively based off the booklet in the front of a 90’s video game cartridge, technically. We watched Mortal Kombat, how does the video game have two writer credits? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Steve Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Kellie, Josh, Jade, Jeremy

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that Henry Selick got hosed by Tim Burton. We watched the The Nightmare Before Christmas, do you deny that at what I do I am the best?? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Jon and Kalyn Panel: Kellie,

Hocus Pocus (1993)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that despite what the liberal media will tell you, zombies are actually quite nice. We watched Hocus Pocus, seriously, though, do I need braces? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Erin Panel: Kellie, Jon, Scott, and Daniel