Category: Panel: Jeremy

Die Another Day (2002)


This week we say goodbye to Pierce with one of the worst concieved Bond movies of all time, Die Another Day. From every cinematic misstep, including the American team of Halle Berry and Michael Madsen, to the “English Team” featuring Madonna’s fake accent and Pierce’s creeping Irishness, no wonder the franchise died for awhile. Host:

The World is Not Enough (1999)


The only thing I need to say about this movie in order to see whether or not you remember it is “Christmas Jones.” This train wreck involves the death of Hagrid, M being kidnapped, and some serious Pierce Brosnan jaw acting. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Jeremy, Daniel

Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (1995)


In honor of the March 24th Release, we return to the classic that, when I was a young and impressionable middle schooler, ruined the show for me. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned that you can replace to actors and hope kids don’t notice. Oh, they noticed. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)


Well, well, well. Fake news? Business taking over politics? Robotic cars? Bond in a BMW?!?!?! So fanciful! After the amazing Goldeneye, did Tomorrow Never Dies hold up? How did Pierce hold up? Will I answer any of these questions? Tune in to find out! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, Jon C, Thomas

Licence to Kill (1989)


So this film is, well, I guess, goodbye once again to another Bond. This we just got to know you! We end up with this film which starts with a wedding and ends with Felix Leiter being bitten in half. So, I guess paves the way for Joe Don Baker and Jimmy Bond, which is

A View to a Kill (1985)


We say goodbye to Roger Moore with a fitting send off, sort of, well the send off that he deserves; too campy to live, but too campy to die. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Jon, Jeremy, and Thomas

Baby Geniuses (1999)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned Christopher Lloyd needs money. We watched Baby Geniuses, I accept your pity. Also, if you have not noticed, this is our 100th episode! I want to thank everyone who has helped us get this far! From the panelists, producers, hosts, and network to the fans and

For Your Eyes Only (1981)


This on week Mission Briefing, James Bond goes back under the sea! Or something, this one is kind of confusing. Mission Briefing is Myopia: Defend Your Childhood’s monthly traipse through the Bond films in order. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Jeremy, Jon, Daniel

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned to appreciate Shakespeare you need to hear it in the original Klingon. We watched Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, at least there are no whales, right? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Madison, Daniel, Jeremy, Matt

X-Men (2000)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that Wolverine really likes yellow spandex. We watched X-Men, was Cyclops always this douchy? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Matthew Quinn, Matt P, Jeremy, Lauren