Category: Panel: Jade

The Mummy (1999)


This is your Myopia Halloween Treat! Two podcasts in four days! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? We did the retro action horror comedy (and other genres) 1999 remake of the Mummy starring Brendan Fraser. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Jade Panel: Daniel, Madison

James and the Giant Peach (1996)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned spiders are French-ish. We watched James and the Giant Peach, who knew fruit was so horrifying? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison Panel: Daniel, Jade

Scream (1996)


Before we get started this week, I wanted to make a small plea, join us! Follow us on facebook, twitter (@myopiapodcast), and please review us on facebook. Our downloads are stagnating, lets fix that! Thanks guys! This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood we learned that Jamie Kennedy used to have a career. We watched

Romeo + Juliet (1996)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, it is week three of our Public Defender month and we learn that John Leguizamo can actually act. We watched Baz Lurhman’s Romeo + Juliet, Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn. Also, everyone in this movies

Volcano (1997)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, it is week two of our Public Defender month and we learn that Tommy Lee Jones makes a terrible baby sitter, we watched Volcano, the reason I will never take a subway in flip flops. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas

Jurassic World (2015)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that you can make thousands of people wave their hands at pets like idiots because they forgot that Chris Pratt was waving at a tennis ball on a string. We watched Jurassic World, anyone interested in my undeserved and unnecessary sequel to a 1993? It to

Jurassic Park III (2001)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn how to play God, but not how to direct a film. We watched Jurassic Park III, who knew Turok for N64 could hold up better than a movie? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison Panel: Jade,

Jurassic Park (1993)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that the only way to get out of a workman’s comp dispute is to hire a mathematician. We watched Jurassic Park. Are you a Clever Girl? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Shea and Mark Panel: Emily,

Mean Girls (2004)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that the High School can be sooo crazy that even Lindsay Lohan can be the even keeled one. We watched Mean Girls, some of these High Schoolers look really old, don’t they? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison and Jade Panel: Abbey, Matt

Clueless (1995)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we read a classic 19th century novel. AS IF! We watched Clueless, and learned it is a far far better thing doing stuff for other people. How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Candice Defense: Erin Panel: Bridgett, Abbey, Kellie, Emily, Jade #TBT