Category: Panel: Erin

Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that Johnny Depp is better than Tim Burton, at least was 13 years ago. We watched Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, did the actors who had to actually learn lines hate Jack Sparrow? How will you stand when we put your

Ghostbuster II (1989)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned how to make a podcast, I mean, never hire Bill Murray if he doesn’t like your project. In honor of Ghostbusters, we are releasing Episode 6: Ghostbusters II. Enjoy. How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Zack Kraus

Clueless (1995)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we read a classic 19th century novel. AS IF! We watched Clueless, and learned it is a far far better thing doing stuff for other people. How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Candice Defense: Erin Panel: Bridgett, Abbey, Kellie, Emily, Jade #TBT

Conan the Barbarian (1982)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that body oil is in no short supply in the dessert. We watched Conan the Barbarian, and it is good, but what is the best in life? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Erin Panel: Matthew, Scott,

Scrooged (1988)


On the final episode of the year, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned how much you need to like a girl to get her sharp knives. We watched the Scrooged, did you know Bill Murray is a schmuck? (Apparently, the Jews taught him that.)     How will your past stand when

Batman Forever (1995)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that you smash cut to a codpiece! We watched Batman Forever, who’s afraid of the big black bat? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Scott Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Erin

Sleepy Hollow (1999)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that, if properly nurtured, trees can bleed. We watched Sleepy Hollow, Tim Burton’s experiment in Coloring Book Movies, Just Add Color! (TM) How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Mark Panel: Daniel, Erin, Matthew, Emmie Read the Dudeletter

Hocus Pocus (1993)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that despite what the liberal media will tell you, zombies are actually quite nice. We watched Hocus Pocus, seriously, though, do I need braces? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Erin Panel: Kellie, Jon, Scott, and Daniel

Hook (1991)


This week we learn being an adult is evil, wait, baldness is evil? I’ll get it…oh yea, you can gain weight from imaginary food! We watched Hook! Can you fly? Can you fight? Can YOU crow? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Jade Panel: Daniel, Erin,

Ghostbusters II (1989)


This week we learn no matter how bad the script, Bill Murray is the sunlight on a slime-covered day. We watched Ghostbusters II, command ME, Lord! How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Zack Kraus Panel: Nicolas, Erin, Scott, Steve, Daniel