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The Brave Little Toaster (1987)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that you can teach a toaster to love. We watched the Brave Little Toaster, does this mean that the Goodwill is like the pound or something? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Emily B Panel: Jon C

Mystery Men (1999)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that literally anyone can make a super hero movie, whether they should or not. We watched Mystery Men, who thought this was a good idea? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defender: Emily B Panel: Steve, Daniel, Madison,

Clueless (1995)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we read a classic 19th century novel. AS IF! We watched Clueless, and learned it is a far far better thing doing stuff for other people. How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Candice Defense: Erin Panel: Bridgett, Abbey, Kellie, Emily, Jade #TBT

The Sandlot (1993)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that the 1960s was a time of racial peace and harmony, I mean around baseball, right? We watched The Sandlot, this movie is set a year before Selma, right? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Billy and

The Mask (1994)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learn that Jim Carrey stop acting because he tossed his mask into the river. We watched The Mask, are you the king of the Rumba beat? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Daniel Panel: Josh, Jade, Emily, Steve,

The Mighty Ducks (1992)


As we return triumphantly on a throw back Thursday, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learn that Pauly Shore impressions never get old. We watched the Mighty Ducks, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth! How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Shea Panel: Emily, Steve, Daniel,

The Santa Clause (1994)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that the 90’s were all about teaching kids bad spelling and puns. As Disney takes on Mortal Kombat, we watched the The Santa Clause, did you know Santa was legally obligated to give you toys?     How will your past stand when we put it

The Hobbit (1977)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that Peter Jackson really dropped the ball with a lack of folk music! We watched the Hobbit, do you want to go on an unexpected journey? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Candice Panel: Ben, Emily, Matt,

Batman (1989)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned how to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. We watched Batman, where does he get those wonderful toys? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Daniel Panel: Steve, Emily, Jon, Jamie    

Beetlejuice (1988)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that in the original script Batman had died and haunted parents. We watched Beetlejuice (1988), why don’t you call anymore? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Daniel Suddes Panel: Nicolas, Daniel, Jon, Emily, Steve,  Patrick The Corner Critic