Category: Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann

Gremlins (1984)


It’s Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetance! Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a

Die Hard (1988)


Well now! Pour yourself a stiff eggnog and relax by the fire with this Christmas classic as smoooooooth as Bing Crosby’s smacking hand. Bruce Willis? Woo! Alan Rickman! Yesss! REGINALD VELJOHNSON?!?!?!?!? FUCK YEA! We are not entering the debate as to whether or not this is a Christmas movie, but rather, is this the greatest

Top Gun (1986)


Hold on to your heterosexuality, this is going to get manly. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we worry whether she lost it, you know…We watched Top Gun (1986), do you feel the need? And listen through the credits. Trust me. Please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan

The Pagemaster (1994)


Why, hello there! Thank goodness we’re done with that really creepy October (unless you want one more spook, than join my comedy group Cineprov is riffing over the movie Gargoyles (1972) at the Plaza theater on 11/2! THE DAY THIS DROPS). So this November, we decided to go with a little bit more family-friendly theme. We picked a handful of

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)


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Anaconda (1997)


We did it, finally. We got to the movie that made me realize there were bad movies in the world. I was at a sleepover in 6th grade and thought this would be scary, but not only was it not scary, I laughed at the terribleness. Strange days. Anyway, this week we watched Anaconda, which,

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)


This week, we start Season 4 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Along with some surprises along the way, we are adding a new series called Myopia Mornings, a children’s TV spinoff and we are returning to weekly episodes and I find that Excellent! As has been tradition, we have started the seasons with the sequels

Commando (1985)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s acting range, from mercenary killing machine to mercenary killing machine who happens to be a good dad. We watched Commando, I know I said we would watch this movie last, but I LIED. How will you stand when we put your past on

Good Burger (1997)


This week we stomached something that Loren Michaels couldn’t, both Kenan and Kel. We watched Good Burger (1997), did Abe Begoda and George Clinton really have nothing better to do? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Thomas, Matthew Quinn