Category: Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)


This week, we start Season 4 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Along with some surprises along the way, we are adding a new series called Myopia Mornings, a children’s TV spinoff and we are returning to weekly episodes and I find that Excellent! As has been tradition, we have started the seasons with the sequels

Commando (1985)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s acting range, from mercenary killing machine to mercenary killing machine who happens to be a good dad. We watched Commando, I know I said we would watch this movie last, but I LIED. How will you stand when we put your past on

Good Burger (1997)


This week we stomached something that Loren Michaels couldn’t, both Kenan and Kel. We watched Good Burger (1997), did Abe Begoda and George Clinton really have nothing better to do? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Thomas, Matthew Quinn

The Core (2003)


This is a disaster of a disaster movie. It is honestly terrible. It is the only time I can think of where my publisher said “honestly, I am glad I didn’t see this with you; it was boring.” However, Aaron Eckhart has a great hissy fit. How will you stand when we put your past

Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (1995)


In honor of the March 24th Release, we return to the classic that, when I was a young and impressionable middle schooler, ruined the show for me. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned that you can replace to actors and hope kids don’t notice. Oh, they noticed. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that really good Batman movies came out between Batman Returns and Batman Begins, they were just animated. We watched Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, DC was so great, they will never screw up Batman again! Right? How will you stand when we put your past on

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)


Welcome to the Anniversary Show! This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that a silly podcast can last for two years. We watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, maybe we should have stopped after one. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Scott, Matthew Quinn,

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned to appreciate Shakespeare you need to hear it in the original Klingon. We watched Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, at least there are no whales, right? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Madison, Daniel, Jeremy, Matt

Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we provide a public service announcement. We watched Independence Day: Resurgence (2016), now you don’t have to. Please don’t. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Or, I guess, your present this time. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Thomas, Matthew Quinn.

Independence Day (1996)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned why it’s called Independence Day. We watched Independence Day, has anyone from a cable company ever worked as hard as Jeff Goldblum? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Abbey, Madison, Matt, Cliff