Category: Defendant: Madison

Hellboy (2004)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned Ron Perlman has the greatest voice ever. We watched Hellboy, wait, Guillermo Del Toro? Perlman? How did they even get this cast? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison Panel: Matthew Quinn

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that Angela Lansbury never really looked young. We watched Bednobs and Broomsticks, how is this movie nearly two and a half hours long? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison Panel: Abbey, Jon, and Christina

Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)


This week, in honor of the release of Bridget Jones’s Baby, we watched Bridget Jones’s Diary. Also, this week, in honor of the release of Bridget Jones’s Baby, the podcast is late, because we welcomed my baby. So, yay, podcast! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Madison Panel: Jon,

Tarzan (1999)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned why Disney went back to having the actors sing. We watched Tarzan, will you be in my heart? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison Panel: Daniel and Kellie

James and the Giant Peach (1996)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned spiders are French-ish. We watched James and the Giant Peach, who knew fruit was so horrifying? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison Panel: Daniel, Jade

Volcano (1997)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, it is week two of our Public Defender month and we learn that Tommy Lee Jones makes a terrible baby sitter, we watched Volcano, the reason I will never take a subway in flip flops. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas

Jurassic Park III (2001)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn how to play God, but not how to direct a film. We watched Jurassic Park III, who knew Turok for N64 could hold up better than a movie? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison Panel: Jade,

Mean Girls (2004)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that the High School can be sooo crazy that even Lindsay Lohan can be the even keeled one. We watched Mean Girls, some of these High Schoolers look really old, don’t they? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison and Jade Panel: Abbey, Matt

Air Force One (1997)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that terrorism can be really boring? We watched Air Force One, Gary Oldman is chewing the scenery, can someone get him a raw hide. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Madison Panel: Abbey, Matt, Daniel, Jeremy Read the Dudeletter Review Here!

The Flight of the Navigator (1986)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that before Sex in the City you advertise for McDonald’s and New Coke. We watched The Flight of the Navigator, can you have a child abduction farce? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Madison Panel: Daniel, Jeremy, David, Jon, Jade, Abbey, Matthew, Matt