Category: Defendant: Erin

Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that Johnny Depp is better than Tim Burton, at least was 13 years ago. We watched Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, did the actors who had to actually learn lines hate Jack Sparrow? How will you stand when we put your

Clueless (1995)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we read a classic 19th century novel. AS IF! We watched Clueless, and learned it is a far far better thing doing stuff for other people. How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Candice Defense: Erin Panel: Bridgett, Abbey, Kellie, Emily, Jade #TBT

Conan the Barbarian (1982)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that body oil is in no short supply in the dessert. We watched Conan the Barbarian, and it is good, but what is the best in life? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Erin Panel: Matthew, Scott,

Hocus Pocus (1993)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that despite what the liberal media will tell you, zombies are actually quite nice. We watched Hocus Pocus, seriously, though, do I need braces? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Erin Panel: Kellie, Jon, Scott, and Daniel