Category: Defendant: Emily B.

The Brave Little Toaster (1987)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that you can teach a toaster to love. We watched the Brave Little Toaster, does this mean that the Goodwill is like the pound or something? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Emily B Panel: Jon C

Mystery Men (1999)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that literally anyone can make a super hero movie, whether they should or not. We watched Mystery Men, who thought this was a good idea? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defender: Emily B Panel: Steve, Daniel, Madison,

The Santa Clause (1994)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we learned that the 90’s were all about teaching kids bad spelling and puns. As Disney takes on Mortal Kombat, we watched the The Santa Clause, did you know Santa was legally obligated to give you toys?     How will your past stand when we put it

Lost In Space (1998)


This week we learned in a movie about space no one can hear you scream, but that won’t stop you. We watched Lost in Space! Did you ever find the space? or the script? or the plot? How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Matthew Quinn and