Category: Defendant: Abbey

Bedazzled (2000)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned why Elisabeth Hurley stopped acting. We watched Bedazzled, dónde esta esa biblioteca? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Abbey Panel: Daniel and Madison

Baby Geniuses (1999)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned Christopher Lloyd needs money. We watched Baby Geniuses, I accept your pity. Also, if you have not noticed, this is our 100th episode! I want to thank everyone who has helped us get this far! From the panelists, producers, hosts, and network to the fans and

Spy Kids (2001)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that there is a good version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith! We watched Spy Kids, are kids shows in movies ever a force for good? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Abbey Panel: Matt P and Thomas

Episode 68 – Mulan (1998)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that women’s empowerment starts with learning how to be a man! We watched Mulan, is calling a dragon Mushu racist? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Abbey Panel: Madison and Daniel

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)


This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that every movie needs a Vincent Price Musical number. We watched the Great Mouse Detective. In the human version of this, the robotic queen would be as convincing as a Speak and Spell and Rattigan would have to be played by a giant non-human, like a

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, in honor Leonard Nimoy, we watched a little picture where three baffled men have to take care of one little baby. We watched Wrath of Khan, because that other movie is terrible. How will your past stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defense: Abbey