Author: Myopia

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)


This week, we start Season 4 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Along with some surprises along the way, we are adding a new series called Myopia Mornings, a children’s TV spinoff and we are returning to weekly episodes and I find that Excellent! As has been tradition, we have started the seasons with the sequels

Quantum of Solace (2008)


I know, I know, you are thinking about how bad this movie is or, rather, how much you disliked it. So, thank you for even looking. It is riddled with shaky-cam, it feels rushed, and it is not crazy or campy (so bad it is good). Yet, it is brutal and at time very real.

Commando (1985)


This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s acting range, from mercenary killing machine to mercenary killing machine who happens to be a good dad. We watched Commando, I know I said we would watch this movie last, but I LIED. How will you stand when we put your past on

Dirty Dancing (1987)


This week we explore my obssesion with the glory that is Patrick Swayze, I mean, that two people that hate each other can make great chemistry on screen. We watched Dirty Dancing (1987), did you have the time of your life? You knew that was going to be the line, don’t lie.  How will you

Casino Royale (2006)


This week on Mission Briefing, we welcome a new Bond and say good-bye to an old one; RIP Roger Moore. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Thomas, Matt P, Daniel, Jon

Good Burger (1997)


This week we stomached something that Loren Michaels couldn’t, both Kenan and Kel. We watched Good Burger (1997), did Abe Begoda and George Clinton really have nothing better to do? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Thomas, Matthew Quinn

Die Another Day (2002)


This week we say goodbye to Pierce with one of the worst concieved Bond movies of all time, Die Another Day. From every cinematic misstep, including the American team of Halle Berry and Michael Madsen, to the “English Team” featuring Madonna’s fake accent and Pierce’s creeping Irishness, no wonder the franchise died for awhile. Host:

The Core (2003)


This is a disaster of a disaster movie. It is honestly terrible. It is the only time I can think of where my publisher said “honestly, I am glad I didn’t see this with you; it was boring.” However, Aaron Eckhart has a great hissy fit. How will you stand when we put your past

The World is Not Enough (1999)


The only thing I need to say about this movie in order to see whether or not you remember it is “Christmas Jones.” This train wreck involves the death of Hagrid, M being kidnapped, and some serious Pierce Brosnan jaw acting. Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Jeremy, Daniel

The Guyver (1991)


What we have here is the confluence of two wonderful topics, terrible flicks and movies only Matt Quinn has seen. In this pseudo-Power Rangers-ish movie we round out March and #trypod month! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendent: Matthew Quinn Panel: Daniel Download this episode (right